So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15785. | Bach (bwv988) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 15786. | Louise (garopus) | 75.17 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 15787. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 75.17 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 15788. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 75.17 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 15789. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 75.17 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 15790. | Bernard (booournz) | 75.17 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 15791. | Anh (yayme12345) | 75.17 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 15792. | Fabio (misemono) | 75.16 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 15793. | zevelyn (ikrarwinata) | 75.16 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 15794. | Sam (epixzz) | 75.16 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 15795. | Joe (thejow) | 75.16 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 15796. | Amit (adeon6) | 75.16 | — | 2010-01-16 |
| 15797. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 75.16 | 96% | 2014-09-27 |
| 15798. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 75.16 | 94% | 2011-12-28 |
| 15799. | Zachary (funnyzakk) | 75.16 | 90% | 2015-07-24 |
| 15800. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 75.16 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 15801. | Manolo (elargentino95) | 75.15 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 15802. | Marwan (merwa3) | 75.15 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 15803. | Emily (em66) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 15804. | Brent (solax10) | 75.15 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
| 15805. | TeMyOnG (mellin) | 75.15 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 15806. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 75.15 | 96% | 2013-03-03 |
| 15807. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.15 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
| 15808. | Alex (alexmc69) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-04-17 |
| 15809. | Lekamge (rlamarawansa) | 75.14 | 98% | 2013-05-04 |
| 15810. | Nanek (nlited) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-11-20 |
| 15811. | flibux (flibux) | 75.13 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 15812. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 75.13 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 15813. | Nais (naisnaisly) | 75.13 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 15814. | Bagel (amanlybagel) | 75.13 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |