If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1962. | (schylarker) | 88.81 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 1963. | (tymarc) | 88.79 | 92% | 2017-02-15 |
| 1964. | (hummlemuffin) | 88.75 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 1965. | Ava (spritemite) | 88.75 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 1966. | Mo (mosidhom) | 88.74 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1967. | andy (lihanou) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-08-18 |
| 1968. | Harrius (harrius) | 88.73 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1969. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 88.72 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 1970. | (sliced2k12345) | 88.71 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1971. | (mrmtech) | 88.68 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 1972. | Laura (laurasee) | 88.67 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1973. | (avi_130) | 88.66 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1974. | Max (maxhalo) | 88.65 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1975. | Adrian (apnestico) | 88.65 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 1976. | Ed (enormoused) | 88.62 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1977. | backspacechud (novacainr) | 88.62 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 1978. | (scherzo) | 88.61 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1979. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 88.61 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 1980. | Ronald (ron777) | 88.59 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1981. | adf (pakemania) | 88.58 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 1982. | (wuhchuknow) | 88.58 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1983. | (swagmaster881) | 88.55 | 94% | 2017-03-14 |
| 1984. | ynner (hiynnah) | 88.53 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1985. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 88.51 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1986. | (dcoh91) | 88.50 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1987. | (gimmethekeys) | 88.50 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1988. | (danat_2001) | 88.50 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1989. | Valentin (vl4n) | 88.50 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1990. | (ronneclee) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1991. | (jordansouk) | 88.47 | 91% | 2017-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |