So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8636. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 88.78 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 8637. | Dillon (soulclap) | 88.78 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 8638. | Brock (rockin_brock) | 88.77 | 91% | 2012-07-27 |
| 8639. | GriffN (griffn) | 88.77 | 97% | 2012-05-07 |
| 8640. | Khanh (aygentp) | 88.76 | 97.3% | 2023-06-02 |
| 8641. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 88.76 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 8642. | APN (apn341) | 88.76 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 8643. | justin (sonzoffury) | 88.76 | 92% | 2015-08-19 |
| 8644. | Jose (marlak777) | 88.76 | 96% | 2013-07-29 |
| 8645. | Hi (aspenink) | 88.76 | 94% | 2013-05-02 |
| 8646. | tdeo (tdeo) | 88.75 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 8647. | Panda (ravishing_panda) | 88.75 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 8648. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 88.75 | 98% | 2015-07-03 |
| 8649. | oRi0n (ori0n) | 88.75 | 92% | 2012-01-19 |
| 8650. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 88.75 | 89% | 2011-05-23 |
| 8651. | tanjung (tanjungtech) | 88.75 | 97% | 2015-06-05 |
| 8652. | Donovan (donovanb) | 88.74 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
| 8653. | Herman (hchow91) | 88.74 | 92% | 2017-01-15 |
| 8654. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 88.74 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 8655. | Duvall (duvall) | 88.74 | 97% | 2011-05-03 |
| 8656. | Henry (q23m) | 88.73 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8657. | Teodor (demreps) | 88.73 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 8658. | Fan (fankay) | 88.73 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 8659. | Andrew (dazhengyi) | 88.72 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 8660. | Benji (nepzy) | 88.72 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8661. | KeyboardWarrior (kw1337) | 88.72 | 92% | 2015-01-09 |
| 8662. | Slack (slack) | 88.72 | 99% | 2016-12-23 |
| 8663. | moe (moe091) | 88.72 | 98% | 2012-12-16 |
| 8664. | LisaS (lisasinmd) | 88.71 | 98% | 2014-10-29 |
| 8665. | Alex (acrucker) | 88.71 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |