The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24274. | Turtle (stevetheturtle) | 65.50 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 24275. | ស៊ីថេ (sythe_net) | 65.50 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
| 24276. | Equalizer (aux_m) | 65.50 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 24277. | Kevin (kbua23) | 65.50 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 24278. | Ehrick (ehrick_rhed) | 65.50 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 24279. | mohammadreza (mohammadrezae... | 65.50 | 98% | 2014-02-19 |
| 24280. | Lovre (mrlovre) | 65.50 | 87% | 2013-09-02 |
| 24281. | Franz (transgenic) | 65.50 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 24282. | jayR (sirkarma) | 65.50 | 94% | 2014-12-31 |
| 24283. | Eric (lastdeath8) | 65.50 | 96% | 2014-10-11 |
| 24284. | Brian Hart (wiffle0926) | 65.49 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 24285. | Optimus (optimusprime98) | 65.49 | 95% | 2021-11-27 |
| 24286. | Eric (xplo99) | 65.49 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 24287. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 65.49 | 94% | 2011-11-24 |
| 24288. | Leslie (ldystarr) | 65.49 | 98% | 2011-07-06 |
| 24289. | Joe (datguy229) | 65.49 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 24290. | FoodPanda (frank0725) | 65.48 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 24291. | Blexerl (blexerl) | 65.48 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 24292. | Kickass (vivekvikysharma) | 65.48 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 24293. | Craig (craigsmith27) | 65.48 | 95% | 2013-01-15 |
| 24294. | john yakuza (ifrxitpxnchi) | 65.48 | 91% | 2017-02-18 |
| 24295. | marsistX (marsistx) | 65.48 | 95% | 2014-08-11 |
| 24296. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 65.47 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 24297. | Nihad (nihaddd) | 65.47 | 95% | 2023-06-11 |
| 24298. | Nick (nickillsu) | 65.47 | 95% | 2013-03-15 |
| 24299. | Markus (tyronestoned) | 65.47 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 24300. | Phuoc (lovered) | 65.47 | 98% | 2016-04-24 |
| 24301. | Generals (gwapoko12312323321) | 65.46 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 24302. | Dmitriy (dj1vs) | 65.46 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 24303. | BobTheTyper (ahmemaru) | 65.46 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |