Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9000. | nim (nimen) | 83.23 | 98.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9001. | Tomáš (eyzi25) | 83.23 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9002. | 8ayxii (8ayxii) | 83.22 | 97% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9003. | SlowTyper (flextypist) | 83.22 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 9004. | colin699 (colin699) | 83.22 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 9005. | Kenrick (ktrang05) | 83.21 | 95.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9006. | Zain (rasnouk) | 83.21 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 9007. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 83.21 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9008. | ebblies (ebbles) | 83.21 | 96.9% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9009. | rt (rtizzle) | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9010. | Hugh (hughjanos) | 83.20 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9011. | Harrold (harrold___) | 83.20 | 95.5% | 2025-01-02 |
| 9012. | Laura (lauraab) | 83.20 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9013. | Brock (brocky) | 83.20 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9014. | sussyplayer (sussyplayer696... | 83.19 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 9015. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 83.19 | 97% | 2025-04-16 |
| 9016. | BlenderMan (blenderman123) | 83.18 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 9017. | Raja (mmahmoodh) | 83.18 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 9018. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 83.18 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9019. | Justyn (sky01s) | 83.17 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 9020. | Jack (jack_simpson) | 83.17 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 9021. | kenton (mrkent) | 83.16 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9022. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 83.16 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9023. | jojo (jojoball) | 83.16 | 96.1% | 2023-11-22 |
| 9024. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 83.16 | 96.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 9025. | Connors (5_hobo) | 83.16 | 95.1% | 2024-11-26 |
| 9026. | Neko (stanoje) | 83.15 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9027. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 83.14 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 9028. | Miles (brownedsugar) | 83.14 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9029. | Louisa (lulu28) | 83.14 | 96.3% | 2023-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |