I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9801. | zxk (waterflex) | 90.69 | 95.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9802. | bonsii (jorhlo) | 90.69 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9803. | Darren (324941483) | 90.69 | 99% | 2017-09-02 |
| 9804. | neil (revelation2439) | 90.69 | 99% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9805. | cho (chcastr) | 90.69 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 9806. | pineapple💩 (rocketsman) | 90.69 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 9807. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 90.69 | 91% | 2017-02-07 |
| 9808. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 90.68 | 96.7% | 2023-09-04 |
| 9809. | SpicyChickpea (spicychickpea) | 90.68 | 98.3% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9810. | Alex (agnst) | 90.68 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9811. | Kekkerdekek (kekkerdekek) | 90.68 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 9812. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 90.67 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 9813. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 90.67 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9814. | runa (dawn_89) | 90.66 | 99% | 2025-07-13 |
| 9815. | Henry (henryhe) | 90.66 | 96% | 2017-04-09 |
| 9816. | FS (kittyman31) | 90.66 | 99% | 2018-10-05 |
| 9817. | Jeremy (bleeekguy) | 90.65 | 95.7% | 2023-08-26 |
| 9818. | san_ (san__) | 90.65 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9819. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 90.64 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 9820. | Jessi (jessitidwell9) | 90.64 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 9821. | Lachlan (tangee) | 90.64 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 9822. | Daniel (mitchell10123) | 90.63 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 9823. | Verkku (verkku) | 90.63 | 100% | 2020-09-03 |
| 9824. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 90.62 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 9825. | Melvin (racs_2023) | 90.62 | 97.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 9826. | waffle13 (happybubble) | 90.62 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 9827. | Cal (raceto151) | 90.61 | 96.5% | 2024-10-30 |
| 9828. | erin (erinnyes) | 90.61 | 98% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9829. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 90.61 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 9830. | Michael (justatyperforfun) | 90.61 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |