I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15243. | Azzurala (azzurala) | 75.37 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 15244. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 75.37 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15245. | Christopher (daicb23) | 75.37 | 93% | 2020-10-10 |
| 15246. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 75.37 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 15247. | Elias (eliasdorneles) | 75.37 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 15248. | Jean (orangedrum) | 75.36 | 95% | 2015-11-10 |
| 15249. | Cooper (coopy498) | 75.36 | 96.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 15250. | Susie (soozer) | 75.36 | 97% | 2014-11-28 |
| 15251. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 75.36 | 94.1% | 2023-08-31 |
| 15252. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 75.36 | 96% | 2012-06-19 |
| 15253. | Jhorwin (jhoravi) | 75.36 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15254. | Anthony (tanthony43) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 15255. | Yoko (robotgobot) | 75.36 | 89% | 2011-07-20 |
| 15256. | Lizzie (lizzieo4) | 75.36 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 15257. | Manzur (manzur05) | 75.36 | 94% | 2013-06-13 |
| 15258. | Carl (carlstanson) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 15259. | David (yishuman) | 75.35 | 92% | 2016-09-23 |
| 15260. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 75.35 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 15261. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 75.35 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 15262. | Wayne (xwang4) | 75.35 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 15263. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 75.35 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 15264. | Luan (luan0763) | 75.35 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 15265. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 75.35 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 15266. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 15267. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 75.34 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 15268. | Hock (traper) | 75.34 | 96% | 2011-12-31 |
| 15269. | 마즈다퍼커 (shop98) | 75.34 | 93% | 2011-12-15 |
| 15270. | Chase (chasericker003) | 75.34 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 15271. | Follow Me (prince_michaels2... | 75.34 | 92% | 2012-11-17 |
| 15272. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 75.34 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |