As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5353. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 93.88 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
5354. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 93.88 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
5355. | XrXr (xrxr) | 93.88 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
5356. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 93.88 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
5357. | Rev (rev_) | 93.87 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
5358. | Surendra (surendrakc) | 93.87 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
5359. | Kelby (haulzy) | 93.86 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
5360. | Eoin (eoing) | 93.86 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
5361. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 93.86 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
5362. | Adzenys XR-ODT (iromuanya) | 93.86 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
5363. | Gourav (batragrv) | 93.86 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
5364. | Krypto (krypto406) | 93.85 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
5365. | Khoi (khoitran) | 93.85 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
5366. | Adam (ajax827) | 93.84 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
5367. | Capricorn (mangosquirrel) | 93.84 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
5368. | Shawn (shawneeboy) | 93.83 | 99% | 2018-11-23 |
5369. | Ramen (blazingramen) | 93.82 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
5370. | splagh (splagh) | 93.81 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
5371. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 93.81 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
5372. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 93.81 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
5373. | Joey (cyeoj) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
5374. | Mohamed (medsebri) | 93.79 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
5375. | Aron (aronbk) | 93.79 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
5376. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 93.78 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
5377. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 93.77 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
5378. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 93.76 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
5379. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
5380. | Espen (kadmium) | 93.75 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
5381. | Kagan (saladin92) | 93.75 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
5382. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 93.75 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |