When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5463. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 95.80 | 96.7% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5464. | Carrot (dreamsode) | 95.79 | 95% | 2021-12-05 |
| 5465. | neno (nenobid428) | 95.79 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 5466. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 95.78 | 98% | 2023-10-28 |
| 5467. | Yellow (siunam963) | 95.78 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5468. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 95.78 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 5469. | keke (hpchco) | 95.78 | 96% | 2025-09-18 |
| 5470. | typingatwork (colind1) | 95.78 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 5471. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 95.77 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 5472. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 95.77 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5473. | bad (_dingus) | 95.77 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 5474. | josh (qicksilver) | 95.77 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5475. | Raghavan G V (raghavangv) | 95.76 | 98.5% | 2023-12-28 |
| 5476. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 95.76 | 99% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5477. | temazh (temazh) | 95.75 | 98.5% | 2025-03-15 |
| 5478. | sri (sree205) | 95.75 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 5479. | Dvorak (blazeencryption) | 95.74 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 5480. | Skunk (musicsporks) | 95.73 | 99% | 2020-02-25 |
| 5481. | x0.25 speed (hazyy324) | 95.73 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 5482. | Timmy (skurpiion) | 95.72 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 5483. | The Wok(+1000 social credit... | 95.72 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 5484. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 95.72 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5485. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 95.72 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 5486. | Sssaajj (sanjisan) | 95.71 | 98.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 5487. | hardik (labeitazer) | 95.71 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5488. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 95.71 | 96% | 2018-03-31 |
| 5489. | car (nostalgiatest) | 95.70 | 96.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 5490. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 95.70 | 98.8% | 2023-09-03 |
| 5491. | antiG (nephaelem) | 95.70 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 5492. | Plad (pladen300) | 95.70 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |