Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5266. | Saskia (sassi17) | 49.42 | 99% | 2018-01-19 |
| 5267. | Pushkar (azuloto) | 49.41 | 95% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5268. | Adrian (adrian4k_) | 49.40 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 5269. | Dinja (insanedjoker) | 49.39 | 93% | 2020-10-03 |
| 5270. | harsh spacebar broke lol (d... | 49.39 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 5271. | Darkplayer3 (darkplayer3) | 49.36 | 93% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5272. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 49.36 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 5273. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 49.33 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 5274. | Tomke (xsneek) | 49.32 | 94% | 2019-08-26 |
| 5275. | Míra (apexos_420) | 49.32 | 95% | 2017-11-29 |
| 5276. | Ramya (envisage) | 49.31 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 5277. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 49.31 | 94% | 2018-01-23 |
| 5278. | spacerock (spacerock69) | 49.29 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5279. | rie (rie122) | 49.29 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5280. | David (david79) | 49.28 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 5281. | Kirill (kiruha87) | 49.27 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 5282. | b4F (blazechrispvp) | 49.25 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 5283. | Jeremiah (doozyspew13) | 49.25 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 5284. | GanNaSong (gannasong) | 49.21 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 5285. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 49.20 | 95% | 2018-07-02 |
| 5286. | QuicoDel8 (quico) | 49.18 | 93% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5287. | Ernur (wobis) | 49.17 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5288. | John (sepirit) | 49.17 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5289. | Azri (omgitsabc) | 49.16 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 5290. | BongoBasher (ryan626165) | 49.16 | 94% | 2020-06-11 |
| 5291. | mr (akspeedracer907) | 49.15 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 5292. | lime (justlime) | 49.14 | 94% | 2017-10-01 |
| 5293. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 49.12 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 5294. | Robert (rmedin04) | 49.12 | 94% | 2017-06-29 |
| 5295. | lex (lexzaid) | 49.12 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |