The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 594. | Thom (karsaorlong) | 79.93 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
| 595. | gidi (gidi) | 79.91 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 596. | Follow Me (prince_michaels2... | 79.91 | 98% | 2012-02-26 |
| 597. | Tara (tara) | 79.83 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 598. | Max (muhgween) | 79.81 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 599. | Holland (holland) | 79.80 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 600. | Felix (flashy123) | 79.75 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 601. | patembe (patembe) | 79.72 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 602. | Akira (legendfalcon) | 79.72 | 100% | 2012-09-30 |
| 603. | Shawn (vglunatic) | 79.71 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 604. | David (reffi4) | 79.70 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 605. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 79.69 | 93% | 2012-09-21 |
| 606. | Sascha (cr4zy) | 79.68 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 607. | Livo (livo) | 79.66 | 99% | 2017-11-12 |
| 608. | Immanuel (i_mmanuel) | 79.65 | 91% | 2015-11-20 |
| 609. | natthaya (cool_monkeyz) | 79.64 | 95% | 2014-01-15 |
| 610. | Ja (blastose) | 79.63 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 611. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 79.59 | 94% | 2020-01-07 |
| 612. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 79.59 | 92% | 2012-11-18 |
| 613. | Loneos (loneos) | 79.54 | 89% | 2017-01-07 |
| 614. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 79.51 | 92% | 2013-12-27 |
| 615. | Robert (wierdo) | 79.43 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 616. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 79.43 | 95% | 2012-11-21 |
| 617. | Chris (christhomas95) | 79.39 | 93% | 2013-12-04 |
| 618. | Martin (therealmartin) | 79.36 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 619. | Durum (durumpitta) | 79.35 | 98% | 2015-06-18 |
| 620. | A (etulf) | 79.34 | 93% | 2014-11-18 |
| 621. | Frank (f.vennix@gmail.com) | 79.31 | 94% | 2012-07-23 |
| 622. | Julie (missballerina) | 79.30 | 96% | 2013-12-06 |
| 623. | Jimi (twentey) | 79.23 | 99% | 2015-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |