So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23624. | SpongeBob (cerealkila) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 23625. | NULL; (ny_typing) | 62.87 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 23626. | Nick (nspinner) | 62.87 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 23627. | Ivan (breadguru) | 62.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 23628. | nawpaw (nawpaw) | 62.86 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 23629. | Narva (mussolini_) | 62.86 | 94% | 2016-10-03 |
| 23630. | alex (onemaster) | 62.86 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| 23631. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 62.86 | 94% | 2016-06-29 |
| 23632. | Andres (andreshazard) | 62.86 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 23633. | Nahian (nahian00777) | 62.85 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 23634. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 62.85 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
| 23635. | Eivind (samuraikattepus) | 62.85 | 89% | 2015-06-11 |
| 23636. | Alexander (ninelivesfrost) | 62.85 | 92% | 2016-06-01 |
| 23637. | Ryan (rdonny2013) | 62.85 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 23638. | Tkeshi (mrtakeshi) | 62.85 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 23639. | Artin (artin_phares) | 62.85 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 23640. | Blarghh (blarghh) | 62.84 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
| 23641. | Marek (kockajefajn) | 62.84 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 23642. | Georg (gmpfeifer) | 62.84 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23643. | Mary (maryjiao) | 62.84 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 23644. | DegageSpoon9280 (degagespoo... | 62.83 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 23645. | Samantha (sammirae) | 62.83 | 89% | 2016-04-10 |
| 23646. | 🙿 (linoleum) | 62.83 | 91% | 2015-12-01 |
| 23647. | why leave the race (___0___) | 62.83 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 23648. | Jennifer (jenniferym) | 62.83 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 23649. | Janco (vrekenwatermark) | 62.82 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 23650. | Manley (manley716) | 62.82 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 23651. | aziz (azizkhanfar304) | 62.82 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
| 23652. | Vince (jojosem) | 62.82 | 96% | 2013-04-28 |
| 23653. | Maruf Hasan (mehad605) | 62.81 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |