And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14174. | Michael (michael527) | 89.41 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 14175. | Prototype (sckraker) | 89.41 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 14176. | Simon (szheng17) | 89.41 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14177. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 89.41 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 14178. | saser (saser) | 89.40 | 94% | 2013-09-19 |
| 14179. | Zacharias (zacheee) | 89.40 | 88% | 2013-12-05 |
| 14180. | Ethan (conanethan) | 89.39 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 14181. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 89.39 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 14182. | David (criterion) | 89.39 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
| 14183. | Julian (juliansmile) | 89.39 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 14184. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 89.39 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 14185. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 89.39 | 92% | 2013-03-17 |
| 14186. | Matti (laakos) | 89.39 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 14187. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 89.39 | 93% | 2014-12-31 |
| 14188. | orijin (orijin) | 89.39 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 14189. | Jessica (jessadetre) | 89.39 | 94% | 2014-12-02 |
| 14190. | Damenthrall (danialnia02) | 89.38 | 99% | 2017-03-16 |
| 14191. | Ian (juicytyper) | 89.38 | 96% | 2022-12-11 |
| 14192. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 89.38 | 98.5% | 2023-08-12 |
| 14193. | Sherjil (sherjilozair) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14194. | Vanessa (tehsnapple) | 89.38 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 14195. | Emil (klankton) | 89.38 | 97% | 2016-01-26 |
| 14196. | Adas (auganov) | 89.38 | 97% | 2016-03-11 |
| 14197. | medo (medocool) | 89.38 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 14198. | Vada (vada) | 89.38 | 98% | 2016-12-04 |
| 14199. | Blankout (blankout) | 89.38 | 98% | 2012-01-02 |
| 14200. | xploud. (steven125) | 89.37 | 96% | 2020-05-16 |
| 14201. | Nikolay (landazar) | 89.37 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 14202. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 89.37 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 14203. | Tetelo (tetelo) | 89.37 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |