The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5020. | (bandages) | 102.16 | 89% | 2015-05-24 |
| 5021. | Phil (philwinnem) | 102.16 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5022. | (someghost) | 102.16 | 97% | 2014-03-09 |
| 5023. | (cherwang) | 102.15 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 5024. | (minikloon) | 102.14 | 96% | 2014-03-08 |
| 5025. | (zeyu0) | 102.14 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 5026. | (ciddler) | 102.14 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 5027. | (mof10) | 102.14 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 5028. | (callipygia) | 102.14 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 5029. | jb (woorie7) | 102.13 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 5030. | (canttypeanymore) | 102.13 | 96% | 2011-07-17 |
| 5031. | (tebbu2) | 102.13 | 96.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 5032. | (mhscool) | 102.13 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5033. | sb (sb_unoriginal) | 102.12 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5034. | Spadger (spadgerr) | 102.11 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5035. | (atarez) | 102.11 | 90% | 2013-11-13 |
| 5036. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 102.10 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5037. | Colin (blank9167) | 102.10 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5038. | (palbo001443268) | 102.10 | 97.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 5039. | (dragonyasuo) | 102.10 | 98% | 2016-05-14 |
| 5040. | PinkPepper (pinkpepper) | 102.09 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 5041. | (naman1601) | 102.09 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 5042. | (jqmfg) | 102.09 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5043. | (tjdajm) | 102.09 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 5044. | (bigswagllord) | 102.09 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5045. | (weirdoboy200) | 102.09 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 5046. | (born2killx) | 102.09 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 5047. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 102.08 | 99% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5048. | (bling1009) | 102.08 | 98% | 2012-02-26 |
| 5049. | (durden) | 102.08 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |