As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7327. | Sonny (j3dmosly) | 90.14 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
7328. | Spyros (soulis) | 90.14 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
7329. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 90.13 | 99% | 2020-07-11 |
7330. | Chronical (chronical_v) | 90.13 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
7331. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 90.12 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
7332. | Pavel (partypavel) | 90.12 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
7333. | Dumpleee (dumpleee) | 90.12 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
7334. | Mau (walfare_12) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
7335. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 90.12 | 94% | 2015-06-24 |
7336. | Dog acc (vick02) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
7337. | VeXX (vexx_) | 90.12 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
7338. | Agent (agenttyty) | 90.12 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
7339. | Bram (bram1253) | 90.12 | 93% | 2016-10-02 |
7340. | StefanArcher (stefana28) | 90.11 | 99.1% | 2025-04-11 |
7341. | Jack (decorous) | 90.11 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
7342. | Siddesh (sid58) | 90.11 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
7343. | blanc (blanc_145) | 90.10 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
7344. | Sonam (mochamatcha) | 90.10 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
7345. | Jakub (xaneth) | 90.09 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
7346. | Miguel (felanis12) | 90.08 | 98% | 2025-04-13 |
7347. | arichnad (arichnad) | 90.08 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
7348. | Matthew (matx23) | 90.08 | 93% | 2017-01-30 |
7349. | Nickboyswag (nickboyswag) | 90.07 | 92% | 2017-03-04 |
7350. | Alex (barrientosal) | 90.07 | 98.8% | 2025-02-28 |
7351. | TraDao0Da (tradao0da) | 90.06 | 98.8% | 2025-04-17 |
7352. | Gay (fujikage999) | 90.06 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
7353. | John (typist426) | 90.06 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
7354. | Matthew (jerfinator) | 90.05 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
7355. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 90.05 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
7356. | Dave (xrex_) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |