As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18474. | Oscar (dllmloll) | 64.41 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 18475. | Piplup (piplup_) | 64.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 18476. | bigmanbaby (smellynelly9000) | 64.41 | 95.2% | 2024-10-17 |
| 18477. | Let It Co (creeper_07) | 64.41 | 94% | 2021-06-08 |
| 18478. | Dhilip (ds01) | 64.41 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 18479. | Jay (scuba44s) | 64.41 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 18480. | nut (nuttastic) | 64.41 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 18481. | Billychen (billychen) | 64.41 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 18482. | Crimson (crimsonxlegacy) | 64.40 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 18483. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 64.40 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 18484. | hi:D (sabue) | 64.40 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 18485. | sanGreAzuL (sangreazul) | 64.40 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 18486. | Md Ibrahim Hossain (komlaka... | 64.39 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 18487. | Alan (bl4n) | 64.39 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 18488. | Askhat (askhatkbtu) | 64.39 | 89% | 2015-11-06 |
| 18489. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 64.39 | 98% | 2015-12-11 |
| 18490. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 64.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 18491. | Meor (acnolog1a) | 64.38 | 94% | 2020-05-10 |
| 18492. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 64.38 | 92% | 2015-05-13 |
| 18493. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 64.38 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 18494. | Shanti Swaroop (shanti_swar... | 64.38 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 18495. | John (subarutato) | 64.38 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 18496. | tstats[xtyping] (xtyping) | 64.38 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 18497. | angel (ange_l) | 64.38 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 18498. | Blake (blakeh36) | 64.38 | 93% | 2015-07-02 |
| 18499. | DholaSain (cptmujahid) | 64.37 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 18500. | John Johnson (johnjohnsonju... | 64.37 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 18501. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 64.37 | 91% | 2017-03-11 |
| 18502. | hasan (hasanpiker) | 64.36 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 18503. | Fr33 (fr33_wifi) | 64.36 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |