The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7974. | Harvey (alipio_harvey) | 93.74 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 7975. | Cyclo (cycloglobin) | 93.73 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 7976. | Simon (smeagols) | 93.73 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 7977. | Mustang (mustang_2015) | 93.73 | 97% | 2015-11-30 |
| 7978. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 93.73 | 97% | 2014-12-07 |
| 7979. | Diana (dkl2108_dvorak) | 93.73 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 7980. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.72 | 96.8% | 2023-06-30 |
| 7981. | HelloSputnik (nuge) | 93.72 | 91% | 2012-04-11 |
| 7982. | Rennex (renn3x) | 93.72 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
| 7983. | Nik (nazeki) | 93.71 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 7984. | Toastyohs (toastyohs) | 93.71 | 96% | 2012-07-24 |
| 7985. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 93.70 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 7986. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 93.70 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 7987. | jude (jude17) | 93.70 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 7988. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 93.70 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 7989. | Inferno2332 (inferno2332) | 93.70 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7990. | Joey (coxoncable) | 93.69 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7991. | Somebody (caramelpichu) | 93.69 | 98% | 2015-07-25 |
| 7992. | BLU (glitterblonde) | 93.69 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 7993. | folds (mfaram) | 93.69 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 7994. | blaize (blaizeyo) | 93.69 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 7995. | Nadeem (abstractwhiz) | 93.69 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 7996. | Ace (killgon) | 93.68 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 7997. | John (chopsuey) | 93.68 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 7998. | Bryan (panjaitan) | 93.68 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
| 7999. | ゆうや (yuuyashirato) | 93.68 | 93% | 2014-03-14 |
| 8000. | test (rossweisse) | 93.68 | 94% | 2014-12-08 |
| 8001. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 93.68 | 98% | 2012-05-19 |
| 8002. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 93.68 | 94% | 2016-12-15 |
| 8003. | Timothy (adral) | 93.67 | 98.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |