So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1312. | Paul (pkanas) | 119.59 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1313. | funny (tesseractbeyond) | 119.58 | 98.6% | 2023-06-30 |
| 1314. | Carbarrawr (carbarrawr) | 119.58 | 95% | 2013-06-06 |
| 1315. | Collin (l2type) | 119.55 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 1316. | Garbage (nerdballer) | 119.54 | 98% | 2015-04-12 |
| 1317. | (agglomeration) | 119.52 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 1318. | umad? #yoloswag (yariyari) | 119.52 | 98% | 2012-09-13 |
| 1319. | Alexor (alexor) | 119.51 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 1320. | Deavon (deavon) | 119.49 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 1321. | Alex (alexsli) | 119.49 | 97% | 2014-10-21 |
| 1322. | Sam (menidan) | 119.46 | 96% | 2013-05-04 |
| 1323. | M (whoosh) | 119.45 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 1324. | click clack (albert471) | 119.45 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 1325. | joeysavage (joeysavage) | 119.44 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1326. | Grant (grantly) | 119.42 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 1327. | sdf (bleevls) | 119.42 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 1328. | NobodyW (techtron16) | 119.41 | 98% | 2013-10-23 |
| 1329. | blaize (blaizeyo) | 119.41 | 96% | 2011-06-23 |
| 1330. | CVH (cvh_) | 119.40 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 1331. | 'Lise (edblethngs) | 119.38 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 1332. | Always Last (always_last) | 119.38 | 100% | 2012-03-16 |
| 1333. | Chris (fox1337) | 119.34 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 1334. | I can't beat you chimchim (... | 119.32 | 99% | 2017-11-05 |
| 1335. | riker26 (riker26) | 119.31 | 99% | 2020-06-14 |
| 1336. | lubi222 (lubi222) | 119.30 | 99% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1337. | nmyo (nmyo) | 119.30 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 1338. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 119.29 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 1339. | John (feignx) | 119.27 | 96% | 2012-03-30 |
| 1340. | Dan (dan5) | 119.27 | 99% | 2014-02-28 |
| 1341. | xf (xinstrumentality) | 119.26 | 90% | 2015-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |