The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5312. | (calibre) | 101.17 | 97% | 2011-08-16 |
| 5313. | (makemetheking) | 101.17 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 5314. | (moq_) | 101.16 | 100% | 2021-12-22 |
| 5315. | (sozeu) | 101.16 | 96% | 2022-12-11 |
| 5316. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 101.16 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 5317. | (elbowlick) | 101.16 | 97.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 5318. | (whitealien_com) | 101.15 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 5319. | (cgogo) | 101.15 | 98% | 2013-08-13 |
| 5320. | (t0035) | 101.15 | 98% | 2011-10-14 |
| 5321. | one direction SUCKS (_undef... | 101.14 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 5322. | (menmentsu) | 101.14 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 5323. | Carl (carl_) | 101.14 | 95% | 2014-10-03 |
| 5324. | (dwei) | 101.13 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5325. | (academicworkspace) | 101.12 | 99% | 2020-05-27 |
| 5326. | (chcolatemug) | 101.12 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 5327. | (achel) | 101.12 | 97% | 2013-11-19 |
| 5328. | (bella1) | 101.11 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 5329. | (loklein) | 101.11 | 98% | 2014-11-15 |
| 5330. | (orange_slice) | 101.11 | 95% | 2011-08-02 |
| 5331. | blaze (blaise) | 101.11 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 5332. | (dreamsode) | 101.10 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 5333. | (atlasrising) | 101.10 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 5334. | (drdilyor_) | 101.10 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5335. | (oktea) | 101.10 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5336. | (fexer) | 101.10 | 97% | 2016-08-25 |
| 5337. | (yajees) | 101.10 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 5338. | raina (lizzynanaraina) | 101.10 | 97% | 2011-09-11 |
| 5339. | (marupiter) | 101.10 | 93% | 2013-01-23 |
| 5340. | (gornax) | 101.10 | 95% | 2013-07-29 |
| 5341. | (bengu_yang) | 101.09 | 98% | 2023-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |