So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19474. | Perpetua (pepsy1828) | 69.31 | 96.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 19475. | Hung (hungerbro) | 69.31 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 19476. | Lynn (lynnscottt) | 69.31 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
| 19477. | pansui (pansui_nagaland) | 69.31 | 92% | 2011-05-28 |
| 19478. | Kunal (kunalsinha) | 69.31 | 97% | 2014-07-31 |
| 19479. | randomdancemoves (human) | 69.31 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 19480. | Zack (hackyzack17) | 69.30 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 19481. | Sour (sourbraix) | 69.30 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 19482. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 69.30 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 19483. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 69.30 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 19484. | Ninja (ninjanahin) | 69.30 | 91% | 2012-09-02 |
| 19485. | Michi (damike) | 69.30 | 98% | 2013-01-30 |
| 19486. | Jack (jackshadow) | 69.29 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 19487. | rayra (rayra24) | 69.29 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 19488. | handover (handover) | 69.29 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 19489. | Fernando (dragon_reaper99) | 69.29 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 19490. | Steve (stevie169) | 69.28 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 19491. | iconic (ganic) | 69.28 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 19492. | Leen (leengh) | 69.28 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 19493. | blaze (blaise) | 69.28 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 19494. | Nick (shiningspark) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 19495. | Speed (greatfighter4) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 19496. | FixioMG (fixio) | 69.27 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 19497. | Joosep (aktos) | 69.27 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 19498. | Joe (alloy) | 69.27 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 19499. | Venki (itzmesriram) | 69.27 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 19500. | weeAzuL (weeazul) | 69.26 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 19501. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 19502. | Erick (strosekd) | 69.26 | 91% | 2014-06-11 |
| 19503. | CESAR (cesarg) | 69.26 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |