And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1546. | Mania (mania_) | 131.37 | 98% | 2011-12-18 |
| 1547. | Teegey (teegey) | 131.32 | 99% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1548. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 131.30 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 1549. | BanjoBoss (banjoboss) | 131.30 | 99.5% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1550. | ( ಠ◡ಠ ) (dezaurdayn) | 131.30 | 97% | 2012-11-20 |
| 1551. | Jerry (sylvos) | 131.29 | 97% | 2013-10-27 |
| 1552. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 131.27 | 99% | 2015-11-25 |
| 1553. | Dominick (domo480) | 131.27 | 97% | 2012-08-08 |
| 1554. | Asif (dearasi@msn.com) | 131.27 | 100% | 2011-12-09 |
| 1555. | Karellen (karellen) | 131.27 | 99% | 2014-06-04 |
| 1556. | Kevin (kevinhash1) | 131.26 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 1557. | Gabriel (tobehz) | 131.25 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 1558. | toastyghost (toastyghost) | 131.24 | 97% | 2013-12-18 |
| 1559. | Dimitar (dimitard) | 131.24 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 1560. | Kelsey (lkelseyd) | 131.22 | 96% | 2012-08-15 |
| 1561. | Random (lower_typer) | 131.22 | 99% | 2017-01-09 |
| 1562. | Haidar (michiganman89) | 131.21 | 91% | 2015-06-19 |
| 1563. | Barry (blaibu) | 131.21 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 1564. | (zak389) | 131.20 | 99% | 2024-07-07 |
| 1565. | dewg0ng (dewg0ng) | 131.19 | 98% | 2013-02-21 |
| 1566. | Widya (widyay) | 131.18 | 98% | 2014-06-01 |
| 1567. | Indian Susheel (susheelsukh... | 131.16 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 1568. | Ian (ian0814) | 131.16 | 97% | 2013-11-01 |
| 1569. | Jeff (scitenik) | 131.15 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
| 1570. | Dawid (dawwid) | 131.15 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 1571. | abg (alwaysimprove) | 131.15 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
| 1572. | Tru1h_ (truth_) | 131.13 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 1573. | Helen (haylenn) | 131.13 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 1574. | msun641 (msun641) | 131.12 | 99% | 2014-12-23 |
| 1575. | Cj (phexxy) | 131.11 | 97% | 2012-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |