The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3364. | Brian Hart (wiffle0926) | 60.81 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 3365. | Kyozaki (kyozaki) | 60.80 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
| 3366. | jai (predator726) | 60.80 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 3367. | Mohd (nihal2193) | 60.80 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 3368. | Darren (darren) | 60.80 | 97% | 2011-07-14 |
| 3369. | Guille (galgui) | 60.79 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 3370. | Kev (joebob1235) | 60.77 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 3371. | Jon (jonksig) | 60.76 | 98% | 2011-06-17 |
| 3372. | Masood (masoodahmad) | 60.76 | 97% | 2017-03-07 |
| 3373. | Fred (acerace) | 60.76 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
| 3374. | Pulkit (grootop) | 60.75 | 97.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 3375. | Super (superthin) | 60.75 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 3376. | Martin (mtien) | 60.75 | 99% | 2015-02-20 |
| 3377. | Devesh (devesh_agarwal) | 60.74 | 97.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3378. | Maddy (monkeytoes2) | 60.74 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 3379. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 60.74 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 3380. | Luis (lem93) | 60.73 | 97% | 2016-10-29 |
| 3381. | Agnes (blahnikfash) | 60.73 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 3382. | Jordan (jordanlreynolds99) | 60.72 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 3383. | Calvin (realorideal) | 60.72 | 92% | 2013-01-08 |
| 3384. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 60.71 | 98% | 2015-02-09 |
| 3385. | bu (katrina) | 60.71 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 3386. | ds (demonspeed) | 60.71 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 3387. | Brendan (btbens) | 60.71 | 93% | 2014-06-12 |
| 3388. | Mohammed (abo_haaashem) | 60.70 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 3389. | Rachel (raelee514) | 60.70 | 91% | 2017-02-19 |
| 3390. | Andi (nimrod007) | 60.70 | 96% | 2013-09-14 |
| 3391. | lh_118 (lh_118) | 60.69 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 3392. | Astroforce1 (astroforce1) | 60.69 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3393. | Taha (silverest) | 60.69 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |