So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28896. | roelski (roelski) | 54.79 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 28897. | Norik (kingjulian1) | 54.79 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 28898. | π (neeck) | 54.79 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 28899. | Jevin (weegull) | 54.79 | 88% | 2016-08-13 |
| 28900. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 54.79 | 94% | 2018-10-12 |
| 28901. | Morningstar (morningstarxua... | 54.79 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
| 28902. | tamira (kktam) | 54.79 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 28903. | WIlliam (marinebison1) | 54.78 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 28904. | H (macca619) | 54.78 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 28905. | Sven (phixle) | 54.78 | 96% | 2015-11-26 |
| 28906. | Enosh (watahec) | 54.78 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 28907. | αααΈαα (sythe_net) | 54.78 | 88% | 2013-06-26 |
| 28908. | bonbon (bonbonnie) | 54.78 | 98% | 2013-04-22 |
| 28909. | Ryan (rwhyan) | 54.78 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 28910. | Rajat (rajat_naiya) | 54.78 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 28911. | katia (grprt) | 54.78 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 28912. | Brandon (bmoney25) | 54.77 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 28913. | LM (leelomingllm) | 54.77 | 97% | 2015-04-11 |
| 28914. | Mingus (mingusrude) | 54.77 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 28915. | Robin (robin3000x) | 54.77 | 91% | 2013-02-25 |
| 28916. | LX (nguyenkien) | 54.77 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 28917. | Chris (cripsballin) | 54.77 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
| 28918. | Agnes (blahnikfash) | 54.77 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 28919. | RRiizzy (rrizzy) | 54.76 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 28920. | Abel (abelteha) | 54.76 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 28921. | Ivan (xamax) | 54.76 | 92% | 2012-09-21 |
| 28922. | Jenna (jenna1213) | 54.76 | 91% | 2012-05-17 |
| 28923. | Andrei (ab_racer) | 54.76 | 92% | 2014-09-13 |
| 28924. | Warrsy (warrsy) | 54.75 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 28925. | RR3d (rr3dtyper) | 54.75 | 93% | 2023-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |