So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34248. | pp (pper114) | 44.26 | 93% | 2022-07-26 |
| 34249. | Habibullah (habibullahhussa... | 44.26 | 94% | 2021-10-14 |
| 34250. | Louis (lightningpirate) | 44.26 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 34251. | Lukas (wayne13515) | 44.25 | 86% | 2014-08-19 |
| 34252. | Ty (tmax) | 44.25 | 94% | 2011-12-10 |
| 34253. | Only wan? (ewan_2) | 44.25 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 34254. | Tiffany (tiffanyannesinn) | 44.25 | 90% | 2016-03-18 |
| 34255. | cliff (cahard) | 44.25 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 34256. | Jeralyn (jls1638) | 44.24 | 89% | 2015-04-22 |
| 34257. | Gautam (gbasak) | 44.24 | 90% | 2017-02-13 |
| 34258. | Prateek (prateek2112) | 44.24 | 93% | 2021-04-06 |
| 34259. | Brus (greksmek) | 44.24 | 93.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 34260. | Hai (voduyhai) | 44.24 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 34261. | aljames (alphjames) | 44.24 | 94% | 2011-05-31 |
| 34262. | Morgothom (morgothom) | 44.23 | 87% | 2013-01-09 |
| 34263. | Abhishek (abi_roseate) | 44.23 | 89% | 2014-07-28 |
| 34264. | Dale (bladetype) | 44.22 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
| 34265. | Krye (krye01) | 44.22 | 94% | 2021-04-22 |
| 34266. | jonathan (john83706) | 44.22 | 90% | 2016-08-31 |
| 34267. | Antônio (toniaum) | 44.22 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 34268. | Reyvianne (reyvianne) | 44.22 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
| 34269. | Nurbek (blugie17) | 44.21 | 93% | 2023-07-17 |
| 34270. | Letty (lettym) | 44.21 | 93% | 2012-12-21 |
| 34271. | Zoro (zoro_kaorts) | 44.20 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 34272. | arslan (arsal) | 44.20 | 90% | 2013-09-16 |
| 34273. | Ken Jao Won (wonkenjao_999@... | 44.20 | 90% | 2014-01-13 |
| 34274. | snail (snail0) | 44.20 | 91% | 2011-07-08 |
| 34275. | anver (anverali) | 44.20 | 85% | 2014-07-05 |
| 34276. | Michael (mikeological) | 44.19 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 34277. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 44.19 | 95% | 2017-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |