As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12885. | X (cadoot) | 77.93 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 12886. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 77.93 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 12887. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 77.93 | 90% | 2015-05-02 |
| 12888. | Andrè (andrree) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 12889. | David (davidkxsh) | 77.92 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 12890. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 12891. | Free-Palestine (mohammed_id... | 77.92 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
| 12892. | Noah (mukyn) | 77.92 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
| 12893. | Ryan (ryansutejaa) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12894. | Zach (zacuum) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12895. | damList (damanthm) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12896. | lohn (lohnc) | 77.91 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12897. | Harry (harrykawaiidesu) | 77.91 | 89% | 2017-02-13 |
| 12898. | FreeHectic (mrhectic) | 77.90 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12899. | Jake (hero7785) | 77.90 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12900. | An (noswear999) | 77.90 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 12901. | BladderMuffin (bladdermuffin) | 77.89 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 12902. | Brandon (branhydrous) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12903. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 77.89 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 12904. | Princess (deathmeter) | 77.89 | 83% | 2017-01-10 |
| 12905. | agopaluni (agopaluni) | 77.88 | 97% | 2026-04-20 |
| 12906. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 77.87 | 98.5% | 2025-01-02 |
| 12907. | Bighumus (bighumus) | 77.87 | 96% | 2024-02-09 |
| 12908. | FlyinFarmer (flyinfarmer) | 77.87 | 99% | 2024-03-20 |
| 12909. | basit (ykbasit) | 77.87 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 12910. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 77.86 | 97% | 2026-03-01 |
| 12911. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 77.86 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 12912. | NoobyCoder123 (nl_luigineed... | 77.86 | 96% | 2024-09-01 |
| 12913. | Deepak (deepak_thiru) | 77.86 | 97% | 2016-03-20 |
| 12914. | Badacas (badacas) | 77.86 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |