As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12506. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 77.93 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
12507. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 77.93 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
12508. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 77.93 | 90% | 2015-05-02 |
12509. | David (davidkxsh) | 77.92 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
12510. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
12511. | Free-Palestine (mohammed_id... | 77.92 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
12512. | Noah (mukyn) | 77.92 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
12513. | Andrè (andrree) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
12514. | Ryan (ryansutejaa) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
12515. | Zach (zacuum) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
12516. | damList (damanthm) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
12517. | Harry (harrykawaiidesu) | 77.91 | 89% | 2017-02-13 |
12518. | lohn (lohnc) | 77.91 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
12519. | Deez (mrhectic) | 77.90 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
12520. | Jake (hero7785) | 77.90 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
12521. | An (noswear999) | 77.90 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
12522. | BladderMuffin (bladdermuffin) | 77.89 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
12523. | Brandon (branhydrous) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
12524. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 77.89 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
12525. | Princess (deathmeter) | 77.89 | 83% | 2017-01-10 |
12526. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 77.87 | 98.5% | 2025-01-02 |
12527. | Bighumus (bighumus) | 77.87 | 96% | 2024-02-09 |
12528. | FlyinFarmer (flyinfarmer) | 77.87 | 99% | 2024-03-20 |
12529. | basit (ykbasit) | 77.87 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
12530. | NoobyCoder123 (nl_luigineed... | 77.86 | 96% | 2024-09-01 |
12531. | Deepak (deepak_thiru) | 77.86 | 97% | 2016-03-20 |
12532. | Badacas (badacas) | 77.86 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
12533. | danny (brrrgandy) | 77.86 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
12534. | Jakeyboi (00hike) | 77.86 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
12535. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 77.86 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |