Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4344. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 101.02 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 4345. | (hl1925) | 101.02 | 99% | 2016-07-21 |
| 4346. | (kirinji_blasphemous) | 101.02 | 97% | 2014-10-27 |
| 4347. | (tarryn) | 101.02 | 95% | 2015-10-11 |
| 4348. | (steveleeb) | 101.02 | 94% | 2013-12-08 |
| 4349. | (fasterthanyou19) | 101.02 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 4350. | (browncow353) | 101.01 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 4351. | (skuhlman) | 101.01 | 99% | 2013-05-08 |
| 4352. | (1leggedhorse) | 100.99 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
| 4353. | (zvan92) | 100.99 | 92% | 2014-10-13 |
| 4354. | (jemma_simmons) | 100.99 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 4355. | (robby250) | 100.97 | 94% | 2017-02-13 |
| 4356. | (jwatkins2) | 100.96 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 4357. | (ebola) | 100.96 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 4358. | (ciyp) | 100.96 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 4359. | (lorenzo2131) | 100.96 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4360. | (friendlyfirex) | 100.95 | 97% | 2014-01-21 |
| 4361. | (kittybat) | 100.95 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 4362. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 100.95 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
| 4363. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 100.95 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 4364. | DepletE (deplete) | 100.95 | 97.6% | 2021-02-08 |
| 4365. | A (ag2718) | 100.95 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 4366. | (quasiter) | 100.95 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 4367. | (theneo) | 100.95 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 4368. | (sangjoon245) | 100.94 | 94% | 2012-03-14 |
| 4369. | Paul (troll3rsk8tr) | 100.94 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 4370. | (uncreatively) | 100.93 | 96% | 2013-09-01 |
| 4371. | (edwin217) | 100.93 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
| 4372. | Chuckios (chuckios) | 100.92 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 4373. | Gaurav (smite) | 100.92 | 89% | 2013-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |