So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34769. | Ador (ridoykhan468@yahoo.com) | 42.62 | 93% | 2014-04-18 |
| 34770. | mukashi (mugangster) | 42.61 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 34771. | Ahmed (a_h5s_h) | 42.60 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 34772. | Krist0 (krist033) | 42.59 | 92% | 2020-07-12 |
| 34773. | Crux (nophi) | 42.59 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 34774. | smileysmom (dcotter) | 42.59 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 34775. | Jared (jimmerman819) | 42.58 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
| 34776. | Tatu (itikka) | 42.58 | 95% | 2011-10-05 |
| 34777. | shrikant (pykone) | 42.58 | 93% | 2013-07-19 |
| 34778. | Sahibpreet (sahibkaur) | 42.57 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 34779. | Devut (devutt) | 42.57 | 90.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 34780. | Zodi (zodi_dutoit) | 42.57 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 34781. | Jessie (jpoopknitting) | 42.56 | 94% | 2019-07-29 |
| 34782. | Janrei (philhealth) | 42.56 | 93% | 2021-03-01 |
| 34783. | fares (faressonar) | 42.56 | 93% | 2021-10-05 |
| 34784. | Jesuu Ricardo (soulbreaker) | 42.56 | 94% | 2011-05-05 |
| 34785. | BMM (blackmoonmaster) | 42.55 | 93% | 2020-08-01 |
| 34786. | Xotic (xotic32) | 42.55 | 82% | 2015-04-23 |
| 34787. | loiky (loiky) | 42.55 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
| 34788. | aman (amanopia) | 42.54 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 34789. | xeon (xeons2) | 42.54 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
| 34790. | Gamze (gamze_33) | 42.54 | 91% | 2011-11-28 |
| 34791. | Adeel (adeelmile) | 42.54 | 88% | 2017-01-09 |
| 34792. | Tallass (tallasshat) | 42.53 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34793. | Vamsi (kidd0) | 42.53 | 83% | 2012-02-16 |
| 34794. | Hailey (vball_10) | 42.53 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 34795. | Leonardo (leonardosoto) | 42.52 | 92% | 2022-03-16 |
| 34796. | Kabir (daybreaker) | 42.52 | 91% | 2013-05-13 |
| 34797. | Arslan (arsi) | 42.52 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 34798. | gowenk (gowenk) | 42.52 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |