So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35359. | shuvasish (jogga_jasus) | 39.60 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 35360. | Mohamed (s7itx) | 39.59 | 92% | 2023-01-13 |
| 35361. | kawai (bryanhkw) | 39.59 | 89% | 2011-05-16 |
| 35362. | French Fries (jhonreduard) | 39.59 | 87% | 2016-05-06 |
| 35363. | Helen E. (dgood) | 39.59 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 35364. | andrija (picka12) | 39.58 | 92% | 2021-05-11 |
| 35365. | Steve (ohms) | 39.58 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 35366. | Way way (lolon) | 39.58 | 89% | 2016-05-06 |
| 35367. | Chelsea (chelseacoughsupgli... | 39.58 | 93% | 2014-12-30 |
| 35368. | Ca!3B (caleblok) | 39.56 | 92% | 2015-05-29 |
| 35369. | Caragh (caragheh) | 39.56 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| 35370. | Angga (angga99) | 39.56 | 83% | 2016-04-28 |
| 35371. | Sumit (cuda27) | 39.56 | 86% | 2012-10-29 |
| 35372. | Christopher (cv1989) | 39.55 | 93% | 2013-12-17 |
| 35373. | Mohammad (mohammadkh) | 39.55 | 93% | 2021-05-25 |
| 35374. | PARVEEN (khullarparveen) | 39.55 | 92% | 2011-11-07 |
| 35375. | Suyog (sougog24) | 39.53 | 87% | 2016-12-31 |
| 35376. | BlackDroppa (blackdroppa) | 39.53 | 94.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 35377. | Tousif (tousifosman) | 39.53 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 35378. | Patrick (pshortt) | 39.52 | 85% | 2016-07-04 |
| 35379. | Stercus (hemantkatiyar) | 39.52 | 86% | 2013-01-07 |
| 35380. | Henard (henard) | 39.51 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 35381. | leandro (cascalhinho) | 39.50 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 35382. | Neo (neocorpse) | 39.49 | 94.6% | 2023-08-12 |
| 35383. | Ashley (4shl3y) | 39.49 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 35384. | N.ss.R (iamhere) | 39.48 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 35385. | Asma (speedy10123667567) | 39.47 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 35386. | Edigar (edigar) | 39.47 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
| 35387. | Alexis (parviale) | 39.46 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 35388. | pogi (pogy) | 39.46 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |