I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9383. | BDBoss (backdoorboss) | 84.31 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 9384. | Chalyce (chalycemac) | 84.31 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 9385. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 84.30 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 9386. | Gautam (gkluhana) | 84.30 | 96.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 9387. | Quang (xyzcv5) | 84.29 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 9388. | Artelo (artelo) | 84.29 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9389. | Frank (frnklin) | 84.28 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9390. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 84.28 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9391. | ashmat3421 (ashmat3421) | 84.28 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 9392. | the (anna_the_h) | 84.28 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9393. | Plague (plaguey) | 84.27 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9394. | JesusFreak (jf809) | 84.27 | 95.4% | 2025-01-29 |
| 9395. | Tortoise (tortoise9) | 84.27 | 97% | 2026-03-10 |
| 9396. | Glenn (burappi) | 84.26 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 9397. | Aj (toppingsplease) | 84.26 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9398. | Kushwanth Addepalli (kushwa... | 84.26 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 9399. | Predator (predator_017) | 84.25 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9400. | Sohail (whoisdave) | 84.25 | 95.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9401. | JovanB (jovanb) | 84.25 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 9402. | V¹ҡҡʏ (littlevikky_) | 84.25 | 98.8% | 2023-08-29 |
| 9403. | Really Black Turtle (black_... | 84.25 | 96% | 2025-03-01 |
| 9404. | MsPianomama (mspianomama) | 84.24 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9405. | mpans (mpanslovestyping) | 84.23 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 9406. | Stella (sclaunch43) | 84.23 | 97% | 2025-12-11 |
| 9407. | Lundun (lundun) | 84.23 | 95% | 2026-01-27 |
| 9408. | 7AV (duongdanyul) | 84.22 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9409. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 84.22 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9410. | Birdman (birdman13) | 84.22 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 9411. | kaitlyn (zapy76) | 84.22 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 9412. | Phil (pbona) | 84.22 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |