Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4555. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 58.51 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 4556. | (sruni) | 58.51 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4557. | (kirito3141) | 58.49 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 4558. | (samurai_dodo) | 58.47 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4559. | (artushhheee) | 58.46 | 94% | 2020-09-10 |
| 4560. | Gabe (ein9224) | 58.45 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4561. | (int_) | 58.45 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 4562. | (jubaan) | 58.43 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 4563. | (arjitsx) | 58.42 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4564. | BobjimPlays (bobjimplays) | 58.41 | 95% | 2019-07-19 |
| 4565. | (nothename) | 58.41 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4566. | (stanrude) | 58.39 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4567. | A (akane49) | 58.35 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4568. | BP (blarg_23) | 58.31 | 93% | 2020-11-08 |
| 4569. | (tsaraf) | 58.31 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4570. | Josh (joshbrooha) | 58.29 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4571. | (black_panda) | 58.27 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4572. | (boredpingu) | 58.27 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4573. | (abu_raziel) | 58.26 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 4574. | (soyuzbek) | 58.26 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 4575. | (iamarab) | 58.24 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 4576. | Dakota (dakotathesock) | 58.22 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4577. | Brandon (bbuthmann) | 58.18 | 95% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4578. | (curiousbetsy) | 58.18 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4579. | (r06ramanat) | 58.16 | 94% | 2019-03-24 |
| 4580. | SchizoKami (notaniki) | 58.14 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4581. | (kondavarsha) | 58.14 | 95% | 2018-02-17 |
| 4582. | (aliss) | 58.13 | 94% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4583. | (sohaib_khan) | 58.10 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4584. | (mrlittleone) | 58.06 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |