The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10690. | I (lavromat) | 87.87 | 96% | 2012-03-06 |
| 10691. | Miko (kimonoso) | 87.87 | 97% | 2013-05-20 |
| 10692. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 87.86 | 97% | 2025-08-14 |
| 10693. | Dodger (racedodger) | 87.86 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 10694. | Jon (guitarrocker500) | 87.86 | 96% | 2011-11-27 |
| 10695. | Recanna (recanna) | 87.85 | 98.3% | 2024-12-09 |
| 10696. | andres (letloverule) | 87.85 | 99% | 2024-03-05 |
| 10697. | Aldf (simandy) | 87.85 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 10698. | fenno (fennoooooo) | 87.85 | 94% | 2021-06-08 |
| 10699. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 87.85 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 10700. | lauri (lauri1) | 87.85 | 89% | 2014-12-11 |
| 10701. | Chris (chrisrain) | 87.85 | 91% | 2014-10-24 |
| 10702. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 87.84 | 92% | 2016-04-02 |
| 10703. | Noggie (noggie) | 87.84 | 99% | 2020-04-10 |
| 10704. | Jan (juhu234) | 87.83 | 97% | 2024-01-29 |
| 10705. | Alex. (forger) | 87.83 | 96% | 2014-06-15 |
| 10706. | nayag (bayag50) | 87.82 | 97% | 2025-07-19 |
| 10707. | Tox (darshan2006) | 87.82 | 96.5% | 2024-06-10 |
| 10708. | Ved (vedyav) | 87.82 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10709. | Blab (blabchop) | 87.82 | 97% | 2025-11-10 |
| 10710. | Karam (kahsi) | 87.82 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 10711. | Marc (marcjuh) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-02-14 |
| 10712. | Michael (donut_man) | 87.82 | 96% | 2013-07-07 |
| 10713. | Potential (potential_first) | 87.82 | 98% | 2012-12-13 |
| 10714. | Mel (melodoc) | 87.82 | 94% | 2012-08-26 |
| 10715. | Hamza (hamzaisaslowtyper) | 87.81 | 98% | 2025-09-19 |
| 10716. | Griff (griffhero8) | 87.81 | 97.2% | 2024-06-21 |
| 10717. | Doe (animitz) | 87.81 | 98.1% | 2025-02-06 |
| 10718. | Kurisu (kurisu_makise) | 87.81 | 98.4% | 2024-12-16 |
| 10719. | Cold Storage (massivive) | 87.81 | 91% | 2016-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |