Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4653. | David (donkykong2008) | 63.18 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4654. | Zack (typewithnohands) | 63.17 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4655. | Lucía (luciacr792) | 63.16 | 95% | 2019-09-30 |
| 4656. | Clarence (crkasilag) | 63.14 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4657. | Sync (syncffmail) | 63.14 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 4658. | Arnav (ataneja) | 63.14 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 4659. | cody (ocdy1001) | 63.13 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4660. | Rey (reymal) | 63.12 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 4661. | jake (000000000007) | 63.12 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4662. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 63.10 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4663. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 63.09 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 4664. | howard (dontin) | 63.09 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4665. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 63.07 | 96% | 2018-07-04 |
| 4666. | anindya (anindya87) | 63.07 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 4667. | Hex (thepulkit13) | 63.06 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4668. | Pafrik (pafrik) | 63.06 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4669. | Lian (bkerman) | 63.04 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 4670. | Life (whitekittens3) | 63.03 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 4671. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 63.02 | 95% | 2017-11-25 |
| 4672. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 63.00 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4673. | Please use an appropriate n... | 62.98 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 4674. | Marwan (marshallown) | 62.97 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 4675. | Alikhan (realikh) | 62.95 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4676. | Sorgalim (sorgalim) | 62.94 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| 4677. | The (mitty_mitt) | 62.93 | 94% | 2018-12-22 |
| 4678. | Vicky (smartyviky) | 62.93 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 4679. | nasi (nasipadang7) | 62.93 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4680. | Bex (nelsonhartr) | 62.92 | 95% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4681. | inggy (inggy) | 62.92 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4682. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 62.92 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |