So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27019. | Jack (jaacklarge979) | 57.39 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 27020. | RNG NICO (vaynegod) | 57.39 | 83% | 2016-07-08 |
| 27021. | Musa (msjahun) | 57.39 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 27022. | Jenn (floxpotato) | 57.39 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
| 27023. | Josh (djoshi) | 57.38 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
| 27024. | Haley (halllw) | 57.38 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 27025. | Noel (5noel) | 57.38 | 92% | 2015-03-06 |
| 27026. | Ivan (taco_25) | 57.38 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
| 27027. | Black (speed_up) | 57.38 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 27028. | Jáchym (fastfingerrs) | 57.38 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 27029. | Christopher (christophersit) | 57.38 | 85% | 2017-03-14 |
| 27030. | aviad (patish) | 57.37 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 27031. | Eevan (lwiz) | 57.37 | 86% | 2014-03-02 |
| 27032. | Aidil (aidil42) | 57.37 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 27033. | K¶Ñ§ µÅÑ܆™ Cole... | 57.37 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 27034. | Deepak (dshu284) | 57.37 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 27035. | elmehdi (elmehdi) | 57.36 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 27036. | Aman kumar (ak21) | 57.36 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
| 27037. | BK138 (bk138) | 57.36 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
| 27038. | CunningBlud (cunningblud) | 57.36 | 95% | 2020-03-13 |
| 27039. | Yaxisus! (itz_ya__yeasin) | 57.36 | 94.3% | 2023-09-12 |
| 27040. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 57.36 | 94% | 2020-08-16 |
| 27041. | Ahmad (ahmad_2000) | 57.36 | 89% | 2012-10-18 |
| 27042. | PapaCologne (papacologne1) | 57.35 | 95% | 2022-05-26 |
| 27043. | Selnge (sellnge07_) | 57.35 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 27044. | Ajeet (ajeetk) | 57.35 | 93% | 2013-10-20 |
| 27045. | Chris (chrishu) | 57.35 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 27046. | George (snillor999) | 57.35 | 95% | 2011-07-08 |
| 27047. | Noob (kyaw611) | 57.34 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 27048. | Sabiba (sabiba) | 57.34 | 95.7% | 2023-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |