The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8973. | James (karonar) | 102.84 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8974. | (maverickblitz) | 102.83 | 100% | 2022-06-17 |
| 8975. | (sp333dy) | 102.83 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 8976. | (welestgw) | 102.83 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 8977. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 102.83 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 8978. | (toqoz) | 102.83 | 98% | 2016-02-28 |
| 8979. | (rachieedc) | 102.81 | 100% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8980. | Violet Evergarden (eizen) | 102.81 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 8981. | (spoonraker) | 102.80 | 93% | 2015-01-26 |
| 8982. | Bob (yalenchka) | 102.80 | 96% | 2012-09-30 |
| 8983. | (bwolff1108) | 102.80 | 95% | 2015-11-24 |
| 8984. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 102.79 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8985. | (xymos) | 102.79 | 91% | 2016-04-26 |
| 8986. | (race17) | 102.78 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 8987. | (swashbuckle) | 102.78 | 100% | 2014-05-19 |
| 8988. | (ashed) | 102.78 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 8989. | (ispeelgood) | 102.77 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 8990. | (bjschevy) | 102.77 | 99% | 2013-07-30 |
| 8991. | Soedy (soedar) | 102.77 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 8992. | Antonio (tonysniper) | 102.76 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 8993. | (goddesspan) | 102.76 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 8994. | Ryan (rhinorick5) | 102.76 | 98% | 2012-05-17 |
| 8995. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 102.75 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 8996. | (randomidiotx) | 102.75 | 96% | 2016-10-27 |
| 8997. | Ji (jilovesyou) | 102.75 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 8998. | (guttershark) | 102.75 | 94% | 2012-02-10 |
| 8999. | (derossi92) | 102.75 | 93% | 2012-02-18 |
| 9000. | (thrylos000) | 102.74 | 100% | 2015-04-11 |
| 9001. | (kuupper) | 102.74 | 98.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9002. | (azee) | 102.74 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |