So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3603. | Andrew (andrew2014) | 104.23 | 95% | 2014-08-23 |
| 3604. | (austinc918) | 104.21 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 3605. | Nick (nickmac) | 104.21 | 92% | 2016-06-10 |
| 3606. | (trippyhob) | 104.20 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 3607. | (shazzdeeds) | 104.20 | 95% | 2013-07-13 |
| 3608. | (bunkerboo29) | 104.19 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 3609. | (gluckgluck3000) | 104.19 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 3610. | (thizzpwnt) | 104.19 | 98% | 2013-05-28 |
| 3611. | (deathmetal) | 104.19 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 3612. | (mrbkap) | 104.18 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 3613. | (justpracticing) | 104.18 | 91% | 2015-03-29 |
| 3614. | Dan (dssl86) | 104.17 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 3615. | (iamthestu) | 104.17 | 98% | 2016-08-09 |
| 3616. | (faker121) | 104.16 | 98% | 2016-10-06 |
| 3617. | (mungomatt) | 104.16 | 94% | 2012-12-06 |
| 3618. | (asstastic34) | 104.16 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3619. | (bli0042) | 104.14 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 3620. | (piratebay) | 104.14 | 96% | 2015-09-28 |
| 3621. | (dreamfever) | 104.14 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3622. | (bjschevy) | 104.14 | 99% | 2013-02-08 |
| 3623. | (pokecriter) | 104.13 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 3624. | Kenneth (kensan73) | 104.12 | 100% | 2023-07-14 |
| 3625. | (cherwang) | 104.12 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 3626. | (taklamakan) | 104.11 | 93% | 2012-10-28 |
| 3627. | Joseph (jwhee012) | 104.10 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
| 3628. | (bigfatsnoozy) | 104.09 | 94% | 2017-02-13 |
| 3629. | (whatisupyou) | 104.07 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 3630. | (dellzor) | 104.07 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 3631. | (dvorakmax) | 104.07 | 100% | 2014-04-19 |
| 3632. | (geoff_dvorak) | 104.05 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |