I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11031. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 83.68 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 11032. | Andy (anubistheawakened) | 83.68 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 11033. | Lucas (animu_123) | 83.67 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 11034. | Typeenthusiast5 (typeenthus... | 83.67 | 97.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| 11035. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 83.67 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 11036. | Robert (vacker) | 83.67 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 11037. | Para (parad) | 83.67 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 11038. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 83.66 | 97% | 2025-04-15 |
| 11039. | Henry (fastypr) | 83.66 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 11040. | Kalihi (kalihi) | 83.66 | 94% | 2018-01-15 |
| 11041. | yeems (yeems) | 83.66 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 11042. | Micha (derpeus) | 83.66 | 96.4% | 2024-01-09 |
| 11043. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 83.66 | 99% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11044. | Kat (katkittyh) | 83.65 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 11045. | Joel (clashofkeys) | 83.65 | 94% | 2016-07-31 |
| 11046. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 83.65 | 93% | 2015-06-18 |
| 11047. | RapidFingers (sznmorph) | 83.64 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 11048. | Nobody (anhddo) | 83.64 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11049. | Linus (triplelinus) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 11050. | Omar (omarkhairzada) | 83.64 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 11051. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 83.64 | 96% | 2015-04-27 |
| 11052. | Karlayban (carl09ivan) | 83.63 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 11053. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 83.63 | 95% | 2022-07-25 |
| 11054. | SlimeBoy (slime321) | 83.63 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 11055. | slagtherisen (slagtherisen) | 83.63 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 11056. | Robert (kesuaus) | 83.62 | 94% | 2015-06-29 |
| 11057. | ImNotLinus (linus914) | 83.62 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11058. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11059. | Long (bachthime) | 83.62 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 11060. | jonas (idoseggs) | 83.62 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |