The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9314. | Sebastian (aweseb64) | 48.29 | 91% | 2015-09-17 |
| 9315. | Goootz (danielgutzz21) | 48.29 | 93.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9316. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 48.29 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9317. | Yan (yan_of_yendor) | 48.29 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 9318. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 48.29 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| 9319. | Eduardo (airplane_cakes) | 48.28 | 93% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9320. | shaggyslayer (hahah_papa) | 48.28 | 93% | 2019-08-02 |
| 9321. | Moamen (moumin1) | 48.28 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9322. | tReby (treby08) | 48.27 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 9323. | ashish (ashishh.iitb@gmail.... | 48.27 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 9324. | Mrinal Anand (mrinal_anand) | 48.27 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9325. | ayorgo (ayorgo) | 48.27 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 9326. | mohamad reza (mrabed) | 48.27 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 9327. | Marcelo (henriquemonteiro) | 48.27 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 9328. | Deeann (deeannmarie) | 48.27 | 95% | 2015-03-16 |
| 9329. | Botanic (botanic) | 48.27 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 9330. | Josh (joshindahood) | 48.26 | 96% | 2012-08-26 |
| 9331. | Bjklue (bjklue) | 48.26 | 95% | 2014-10-17 |
| 9332. | sokleap (sokleap) | 48.26 | 95% | 2014-10-23 |
| 9333. | huy (ngochuyvn) | 48.26 | 97% | 2011-07-20 |
| 9334. | Cole (koalapear) | 48.26 | 88% | 2014-07-13 |
| 9335. | Raj2631 (raj2631) | 48.25 | 96% | 2019-03-25 |
| 9336. | Joe (thejoeshow) | 48.25 | 90% | 2016-12-15 |
| 9337. | Gtw (gtw99) | 48.25 | 93% | 2016-04-16 |
| 9338. | Hassan (elsayad) | 48.25 | 94% | 2022-09-06 |
| 9339. | Ryan (xeonflash) | 48.25 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9340. | Tu (baotu) | 48.24 | 92% | 2017-02-15 |
| 9341. | Paul (oldarms) | 48.24 | 99% | 2011-07-20 |
| 9342. | maricel (mitch0319) | 48.24 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 9343. | cham (cham) | 48.24 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |