Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5286. | YNCBearz (bear19930414) | 57.81 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 5287. | em (emrivera) | 57.81 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5288. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 57.78 | 94% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5289. | Rogan (rogan09) | 57.78 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5290. | Bam (phoenixthestral) | 57.77 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 5291. | JOhn (exotifys) | 57.77 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5292. | bgekg (earthtosimran) | 57.76 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 5293. | Wing (wing821) | 57.75 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 5294. | J (sriroo) | 57.75 | 95% | 2018-01-30 |
| 5295. | Leon (leonnoelimagery) | 57.74 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5296. | Vance (vanceblack) | 57.74 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5297. | Meow (meowchamp) | 57.73 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5298. | Rob (typinginess) | 57.72 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5299. | 彡 ᴏᴏʏᴏᴏ 彡 (ooyoo) | 57.71 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 5300. | Garengpung (tryoph51) | 57.70 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5301. | Yano (yano_karozuno) | 57.68 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5302. | space (bjane) | 57.67 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 5303. | Milos (vampirespeed) | 57.67 | 94% | 2019-04-14 |
| 5304. | jude (jude17) | 57.67 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 5305. | Kleuz (kleuz) | 57.66 | 94% | 2020-04-14 |
| 5306. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 57.66 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 5307. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 57.66 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 5308. | The Anh (anhnt29) | 57.66 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5309. | Rezaul (rezaulhsagar) | 57.61 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5310. | DaiWei (raodaiwei123) | 57.61 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5311. | Ket (ket93) | 57.59 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5312. | Ethan (sutherland_12) | 57.57 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 5313. | Narkotik (vacban) | 57.55 | 94% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5314. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 57.52 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5315. | Naman (noman16) | 57.52 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |