The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21682. | Jacinth (levesis) | 69.55 | 93% | 2022-01-03 |
| 21683. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 69.55 | 84% | 2017-04-07 |
| 21684. | Viram (uzuha_narusuke) | 69.54 | 97.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 21685. | Jeremy (gurmzzz) | 69.54 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 21686. | Tarre (tarre) | 69.54 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 21687. | 傻 (zzzson) | 69.54 | 94% | 2015-10-12 |
| 21688. | Reed (reedmeem) | 69.53 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 21689. | Matt (shorts8617) | 69.53 | 97% | 2011-08-26 |
| 21690. | Tim (sumpplcallmetim) | 69.52 | 89% | 2017-04-08 |
| 21691. | Xera (godxera) | 69.52 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 21692. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 69.52 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 21693. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 69.52 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 21694. | Chris (chrastaphar) | 69.52 | 95% | 2017-07-20 |
| 21695. | ✈FollowMe✈ (shamshadtahir) | 69.52 | 96% | 2011-06-01 |
| 21696. | RedClown (redclown) | 69.52 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
| 21697. | Pulkit (pulk) | 69.52 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 21698. | William (bizerk) | 69.51 | 98% | 2013-08-15 |
| 21699. | 𝕬𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖌... | 69.51 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 21700. | николай (xtcgaming) | 69.51 | 94% | 2014-12-03 |
| 21701. | hereugo (hereugo) | 69.51 | 94% | 2021-08-09 |
| 21702. | hein (heinthant) | 69.51 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 21703. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 69.51 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 21704. | Pice (roadtotypos) | 69.50 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 21705. | AK (alphakappa) | 69.50 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 21706. | Brian (brianhsu7476) | 69.50 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21707. | Golgi (goolgi) | 69.50 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 21708. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 69.50 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 21709. | skippie (itsskippie) | 69.50 | 94% | 2021-01-08 |
| 21710. | gta (asldkfj) | 69.50 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 21711. | Damin (dtuffour) | 69.50 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |