I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2264. | Eric (ek81) | 117.15 | 97% | 2017-01-18 |
| 2265. | just_ab (just_ab) | 117.14 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 2266. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 117.12 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 2267. | CARPAL TUNNEL (kevinsixseven) | 117.11 | 98% | 2026-04-20 |
| 2268. | ray16k (ray16k) | 117.11 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 2269. | Shane (sghiotto1) | 117.10 | 100% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2270. | dd (roblox_) | 117.10 | 97.8% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2271. | William (speed722) | 117.10 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 2272. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 117.09 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2273. | de_troit (de_troit) | 117.09 | 99% | 2022-05-23 |
| 2274. | chipy (chipysmile) | 117.09 | 100% | 2018-01-23 |
| 2275. | Wesley (hyperwes) | 117.07 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2276. | penguinking (emperorpenquin) | 117.06 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2277. | dgarrett43 (dgarrett43) | 117.05 | 99.3% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2278. | Adridri (eidorian) | 117.05 | 97.7% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2279. | turb0z (b0zly) | 117.05 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2280. | a (sophie3333) | 117.04 | 97.7% | 2024-07-03 |
| 2281. | I like ramen (ramennoodless) | 117.04 | 98% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2282. | Lijah (bizarre) | 117.04 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2283. | jake (tgr1967) | 117.03 | 99% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2284. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 117.03 | 98.4% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2285. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 117.02 | 99% | 2017-08-09 |
| 2286. | sliggoon (sliggoon) | 117.01 | 97.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2287. | Kurtis (imnotrice) | 117.00 | 96.5% | 2023-08-27 |
| 2288. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 117.00 | 97.2% | 2024-04-30 |
| 2289. | Marek (lypa) | 117.00 | 99% | 2025-10-20 |
| 2290. | Haydar (haydarfakhoury) | 116.99 | 97.2% | 2023-10-28 |
| 2291. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 116.99 | 98.1% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2292. | Draggy4 (draggy4) | 116.98 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2293. | Nate (nathanbev) | 116.98 | 99% | 2017-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |