So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21537. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 65.65 | 92% | 2015-09-22 |
| 21538. | redfive (redfive5) | 65.65 | 94.5% | 2023-08-08 |
| 21539. | Zenfur (zenfur) | 65.65 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 21540. | C (pestilence101) | 65.65 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 21541. | Miyu (miyukitkat) | 65.65 | 96% | 2013-09-22 |
| 21542. | OtiS (mitchydkid) | 65.65 | 92% | 2013-04-18 |
| 21543. | Theeraphat (nauticalmiles87) | 65.64 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 21544. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 65.64 | 96% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21545. | 3 idiots (hilhar) | 65.64 | 95% | 2011-07-24 |
| 21546. | Rey (reymal) | 65.64 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 21547. | samurai (samurai0) | 65.63 | 90% | 2012-10-07 |
| 21548. | Cyrus (cyruschan1219) | 65.63 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 21549. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 65.63 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 21550. | Sahaj (sahaj01) | 65.62 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 21551. | Pyop (pyop) | 65.62 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 21552. | Antony (antochan) | 65.62 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 21553. | Hazen (hazen91) | 65.61 | 96% | 2016-07-24 |
| 21554. | Haider (hiderbider) | 65.61 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 21555. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 65.61 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 21556. | b2 (bittumon) | 65.61 | 95% | 2013-10-11 |
| 21557. | Angie (asjoy) | 65.61 | 96% | 2012-10-24 |
| 21558. | Sondr (pngstr) | 65.60 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 21559. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 65.60 | 94% | 2022-05-08 |
| 21560. | Connor (connor623) | 65.60 | 92% | 2014-09-30 |
| 21561. | Ol (bodanice) | 65.60 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 21562. | a (stanrude) | 65.60 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 21563. | Raf (zoio) | 65.60 | 95% | 2019-10-06 |
| 21564. | Thơ (jacky_357) | 65.60 | 90% | 2013-06-15 |
| 21565. | Catalin (theasterix00) | 65.60 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
| 21566. | Michael Hans (hans32116) | 65.59 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |