As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19494. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 19495. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 19496. | AtomRong (atomrong) | 62.16 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 19497. | Sky (husam365) | 62.16 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 19498. | sil (pandaturtle) | 62.16 | 96% | 2016-07-01 |
| 19499. | om3ga (om3ga_99) | 62.15 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 19500. | Matthew (strucktech) | 62.15 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 19501. | SS (ssk2004) | 62.15 | 98.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 19502. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 62.15 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 19503. | typerchinam (typerchinam) | 62.15 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 19504. | D (davmarksman) | 62.15 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 19505. | Tommy (darkraiexc) | 62.15 | 87% | 2016-08-25 |
| 19506. | Dan (chuen6011) | 62.15 | 89% | 2017-01-21 |
| 19507. | Toby (ybott) | 62.14 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 19508. | cristian (cristiannm) | 62.14 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 19509. | Gustav (nationalkjald) | 62.14 | 95% | 2016-02-13 |
| 19510. | Bitter (bittter) | 62.13 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 19511. | James (jayuplink) | 62.13 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 19512. | Alex (alezzzz1029) | 62.13 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 19513. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 62.13 | 94.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 19514. | milyn (alymilyn) | 62.13 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 19515. | Stefan (fennstef) | 62.12 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 19516. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 62.12 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 19517. | dmna17 (dzone) | 62.12 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
| 19518. | wHoopsies (whoopsies69) | 62.11 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 19519. | RegularTetragon (regulartet... | 62.11 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 19520. | Arif (arif224) | 62.11 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 19521. | Songnay (songnay) | 62.11 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 19522. | azzkykr (nbl_86) | 62.10 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 19523. | Temir (timchis_13) | 62.09 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |