The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25600. | L.Lith (syndicatepapar) | 63.15 | 93% | 2021-05-07 |
| 25601. | kevin (getrightyou) | 63.15 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 25602. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 63.15 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 25603. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 63.15 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 25604. | Christelle (dolphingirl977) | 63.15 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 25605. | Bobby (mully21) | 63.15 | 88% | 2013-12-05 |
| 25606. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 63.15 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 25607. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 63.15 | 96% | 2013-05-18 |
| 25608. | kammy (kammysmb) | 63.14 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 25609. | Michael (kedalg) | 63.14 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 25610. | kewo (zvwmb) | 63.14 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 25611. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 63.14 | 95.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 25612. | Mirtininkas (mirtininkas) | 63.14 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 25613. | Vaibhav (vaibhavjaimini) | 63.14 | 94% | 2015-09-14 |
| 25614. | Ha (havjt) | 63.14 | 97% | 2012-03-20 |
| 25615. | Ronald (200275146) | 63.14 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 25616. | Bitter (bittersweet) | 63.13 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 25617. | Adam (adam95) | 63.13 | 89% | 2014-11-08 |
| 25618. | Katalin (manelly) | 63.13 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 25619. | Jan (janzzii) | 63.13 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 25620. | Wayne (bachi95) | 63.13 | 96% | 2014-03-09 |
| 25621. | E io pago E io pago (italia... | 63.12 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 25622. | Jonathan (jonmixnblend) | 63.12 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 25623. | Navid Jeanz (jeanz) | 63.12 | 91% | 2011-06-06 |
| 25624. | Aidil (aidil42) | 63.12 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 25625. | Alberto (draganuth) | 63.12 | 94% | 2013-04-21 |
| 25626. | light (archangels) | 63.11 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 25627. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 63.11 | 94% | 2022-06-08 |
| 25628. | Jay (cutecanadian) | 63.11 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 25629. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 63.11 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |