Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1985. | Upon (thydomoxd) | 104.65 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1986. | Alien (half_alien) | 104.61 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 1987. | indigo (indigofast) | 104.60 | 99.1% | 2024-09-22 |
| 1988. | BaconFarmer420 (baconfarmer... | 104.59 | 96.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1989. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 104.55 | 99% | 2025-07-11 |
| 1990. | ByCreepss (bycreepsss) | 104.55 | 99.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 1991. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 104.54 | 99% | 2025-09-20 |
| 1992. | Denis (carvedseven) | 104.54 | 98.4% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1993. | T (pinkdot) | 104.53 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1994. | Kuzma (rikoj02) | 104.51 | 98.2% | 2023-06-22 |
| 1995. | Squrl (earldasqurl) | 104.51 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 1996. | Rod_Regus (rod_regus) | 104.51 | 96.4% | 2024-07-06 |
| 1997. | Jack (jalcant) | 104.50 | 98.3% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1998. | Oliver (guggero) | 104.50 | 99.1% | 2023-09-19 |
| 1999. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 104.49 | 97% | 2025-10-20 |
| 2000. | LaptopAccount42069 (laptopa... | 104.48 | 98% | 2024-04-21 |
| 2001. | Bitslay (bitslay) | 104.47 | 99% | 2025-09-04 |
| 2002. | Alec (1lec) | 104.47 | 99% | 2025-10-10 |
| 2003. | MrTalintyre (mr_talintyre) | 104.45 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 2004. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 104.45 | 95.8% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2005. | ashley (kodak023) | 104.44 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 2006. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 104.42 | 98% | 2024-09-15 |
| 2007. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 104.41 | 98.9% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2008. | Ajmal (eternal925) | 104.41 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 2009. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 104.41 | 99% | 2024-02-07 |
| 2010. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 104.39 | 96% | 2026-01-07 |
| 2011. | Kaan (nkaant) | 104.38 | 97.8% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2012. | asterisk (agentasterisk) | 104.34 | 97.8% | 2024-08-28 |
| 2013. | aakuho (aakuho) | 104.33 | 98% | 2024-04-29 |
| 2014. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 104.33 | 95.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |