I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3674. | (jkillahr) | 60.28 | 94.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3675. | (fenrir0199) | 60.16 | 96.8% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3676. | (ybarsara) | 60.08 | 96% | 2026-01-29 |
| 3677. | (omer_nukic) | 60.05 | 95.4% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3678. | (anish17bhat) | 60.01 | 94% | 2026-02-14 |
| 3679. | (zelming18) | 59.80 | 95% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3680. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 59.79 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3681. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 59.34 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3682. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 59.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-29 |
| 3683. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 59.24 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3684. | Jasper (ajaystr) | 59.17 | 93.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3685. | (sarvesh__) | 58.98 | 97.9% | 2024-05-24 |
| 3686. | (omaha_typist) | 58.93 | 95.3% | 2024-05-13 |
| 3687. | (yudax42) | 58.85 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 3688. | (bokhalid) | 58.84 | 96.7% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3689. | (ashcode98) | 58.79 | 95.7% | 2024-08-09 |
| 3690. | inBits (bitsinbits) | 58.72 | 95% | 2024-05-12 |
| 3691. | (darthrevan0) | 58.58 | 95.3% | 2024-02-15 |
| 3692. | (kallu_kalia) | 58.43 | 95% | 2025-05-30 |
| 3693. | (eneffdee) | 58.40 | 97% | 2025-09-18 |
| 3694. | (cruj) | 58.23 | 95.4% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3695. | bakamilk (bakamilk) | 58.16 | 94.1% | 2023-12-03 |
| 3696. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 58.00 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3697. | (din125) | 57.98 | 96% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3698. | (andhbhakth) | 57.42 | 96% | 2024-10-06 |
| 3699. | Jason (superiorj) | 57.34 | 94.6% | 2024-02-01 |
| 3700. | Mr. Fastest Color + Green (... | 57.07 | 93% | 2025-03-19 |
| 3701. | Wait for me!!! (pokerpro) | 57.00 | 95.8% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3702. | (phamhoney) | 56.92 | 94% | 2025-06-08 |
| 3703. | (seanbiez) | 56.86 | 95.2% | 2023-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |