I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9339. | Rune (ecto) | 86.91 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 9340. | Caleb (prismiasma) | 86.91 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 9341. | David (hydandata) | 86.91 | 97% | 2015-11-06 |
| 9342. | Karan (karanelan) | 86.90 | 95% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9343. | sloppy toppy (semisilky) | 86.90 | 97% | 2023-10-16 |
| 9344. | Bryan (panjaitan) | 86.90 | 94% | 2015-03-30 |
| 9345. | pizki (pizki) | 86.90 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 9346. | Owen (123ojb) | 86.89 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 9347. | David (higginshere) | 86.89 | 89% | 2014-05-13 |
| 9348. | Mufasa (ceer) | 86.89 | 86% | 2014-11-12 |
| 9349. | IM FAST AS F*CK (mesothelioma) | 86.88 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9350. | Steven Truong (wanderinnomad) | 86.88 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9351. | Louis (advguy) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 9352. | Mauricio (mauricioaniche) | 86.88 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 9353. | JongYoon (jongq) | 86.88 | 99% | 2017-04-19 |
| 9354. | Marj (mhf715) | 86.88 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 9355. | Nickboyswag (nickboyswag) | 86.87 | 91% | 2014-11-10 |
| 9356. | Tom (gazi243) | 86.87 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9357. | tstats[illblowurmind] (illb... | 86.87 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 9358. | bits (bits) | 86.87 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 9359. | Chicken (chicken807) | 86.86 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 9360. | Dan (dam121594) | 86.86 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9361. | Max (nuxxon) | 86.86 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 9362. | Johnathan (uneasybbj) | 86.85 | 97% | 2014-05-12 |
| 9363. | Jericho (pretendingtowork) | 86.85 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 9364. | Nicole (moosebear) | 86.85 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 9365. | Sheena (eternal_fiction) | 86.85 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 9366. | ET (sprtface) | 86.85 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 9367. | Jonathan (fyodor) | 86.85 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 9368. | Lost (lostviajero) | 86.84 | 97% | 2013-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |