Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31655. | Cuong (cuongnt) | 50.20 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 31656. | Aniket (aniketgore) | 50.20 | 88% | 2015-01-07 |
| 31657. | Z1P (z1pz0rk) | 50.20 | 94% | 2018-02-15 |
| 31658. | Parnika:) (parnika) | 50.20 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 31659. | Rokvil (rokvil) | 50.20 | 94% | 2023-03-26 |
| 31660. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 50.19 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 31661. | Joe (jhg_1310) | 50.19 | 94% | 2022-02-20 |
| 31662. | Delilah (delilah) | 50.18 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 31663. | Julia (mantitties) | 50.18 | 91% | 2015-11-25 |
| 31664. | ThomasFriend (thomasfriend) | 50.18 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 31665. | T (thmcgd) | 50.18 | 94% | 2015-07-10 |
| 31666. | Trianglateral (luckyashraj) | 50.18 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 31667. | Huyen (huyenbk) | 50.17 | 91% | 2011-07-05 |
| 31668. | ☺ Mod (forevertype) | 50.17 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 31669. | Tomasz (tomasz_zyla) | 50.17 | 94% | 2020-06-15 |
| 31670. | Makima (makimauwu) | 50.17 | 95% | 2023-01-05 |
| 31671. | H (pantsworth) | 50.16 | 97% | 2013-04-05 |
| 31672. | Liuyuan (fragments) | 50.16 | 95% | 2017-03-26 |
| 31673. | Bastian (sebastianovoam) | 50.16 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
| 31674. | Bit (bitnerik) | 50.16 | 95% | 2021-02-04 |
| 31675. | Martin (marty_blaze) | 50.16 | 94.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 31676. | Konrad (platzhirsch) | 50.15 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 31677. | siddharth (siddharthr) | 50.15 | 94.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 31678. | archer (arxheryyy) | 50.15 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 31679. | ADizzle (aidengc99) | 50.15 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 31680. | Bao (dbao1410) | 50.15 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 31681. | Drew (dmart) | 50.15 | 88% | 2012-12-02 |
| 31682. | Harry (joebonemarrow) | 50.15 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 31683. | luis (luis773) | 50.15 | 95% | 2018-11-27 |
| 31684. | richard (richardshiawase) | 50.15 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |