The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15098. | Trương Nhật (nhatduy) | 33.04 | 97% | 2012-11-19 |
| 15099. | Ted (tedster) | 33.03 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 15100. | zk (13zaink) | 33.03 | 91% | 2015-10-13 |
| 15101. | Rae (raeveen) | 33.02 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
| 15102. | Scott (18sxrooney) | 33.01 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 15103. | May (stenotbest) | 33.00 | 90% | 2021-01-26 |
| 15104. | David Vong (ngay8818) | 32.97 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 15105. | Laravel (laravel) | 32.97 | 94% | 2023-10-27 |
| 15106. | Mart (rocklee) | 32.96 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 15107. | Ivan (okinawa) | 32.96 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 15108. | O (oking167) | 32.95 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 15109. | beka (bekajane) | 32.95 | 92% | 2011-12-11 |
| 15110. | Luminita (lumibanu) | 32.95 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 15111. | Marcus (fellowcampanian) | 32.94 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 15112. | jorae (jorae) | 32.94 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 15113. | macro (macro) | 32.92 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 15114. | Evan (theworkmanmuffin) | 32.90 | 93% | 2020-09-21 |
| 15115. | Bamlaku (just1) | 32.90 | 88% | 2012-04-13 |
| 15116. | BitGoodTomato (bitgoodtomato) | 32.90 | 93% | 2021-01-08 |
| 15117. | Charlie (sharkskills2525) | 32.89 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15118. | jihyun (beast_yoseob28) | 32.89 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 15119. | shams (slo_shams) | 32.88 | 95.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 15120. | Serikblsyn (stvktl) | 32.88 | 95% | 2018-12-31 |
| 15121. | melih (thing) | 32.88 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 15122. | jerome (jeromechangitan) | 32.86 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 15123. | Im learning (imlearninghowt... | 32.86 | 93% | 2021-02-14 |
| 15124. | lutfor (lutfor3737) | 32.86 | 93% | 2016-10-31 |
| 15125. | Cody (deception) | 32.86 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 15126. | Rysbek (rysbek) | 32.85 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 15127. | Yasseen (yasseenkamel) | 32.84 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |