So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1399. | Johnathan (johndkhan) | 118.69 | 94% | 2013-12-17 |
| 1400. | Oleg (kasitan) | 118.68 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 1401. | - (waynelin14) | 118.67 | 94% | 2014-01-14 |
| 1402. | D (ndeeb) | 118.67 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 1403. | Nayu (nayukim) | 118.67 | 96% | 2012-01-13 |
| 1404. | Ossi (xyeet) | 118.66 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1405. | roy (roi1) | 118.66 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 1406. | Adam (dadamx) | 118.66 | 95% | 2013-01-29 |
| 1407. | Sachin (thegame53700) | 118.58 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 1408. | boeien (ebic_gamer) | 118.57 | 96% | 2020-03-09 |
| 1409. | Pat (thesofa89) | 118.56 | 96% | 2015-09-06 |
| 1410. | Kevin (kkaland) | 118.55 | 97% | 2013-06-01 |
| 1411. | Tiffany (lilpixytiff) | 118.54 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 1412. | Doug (shangtr0n) | 118.53 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 1413. | NON-STOP (paktypest) | 118.51 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1414. | twitch.tv/kingjeffwx (kingj... | 118.51 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 1415. | Jack (jack90001) | 118.48 | 98% | 2014-10-16 |
| 1416. | Zach (bitani2) | 118.48 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 1417. | Sabe (filipe) | 118.47 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 1418. | Louie (lewieee) | 118.46 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 1419. | Sam (rootbeeraward) | 118.46 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 1420. | Ritam (anagram_) | 118.46 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 1421. | ds (ayrilo) | 118.45 | 97.3% | 2023-05-28 |
| 1422. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 118.45 | 98% | 2023-05-27 |
| 1423. | Jay (shinexblazer) | 118.43 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1424. | Ming (sicaalicious) | 118.43 | 99% | 2015-10-07 |
| 1425. | Yvonne (ngowayvonne) | 118.43 | 97% | 2013-08-08 |
| 1426. | izzi (izzi_e) | 118.43 | 92% | 2013-01-18 |
| 1427. | Alex (fancyname) | 118.42 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1428. | Logan (theperson60) | 118.42 | 99% | 2020-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |