The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14391. | lish (lish) | 35.56 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 14392. | (jennifrawr) | 35.56 | 87% | 2012-01-30 |
| 14393. | (fischsparagus) | 35.55 | 97% | 2015-03-11 |
| 14394. | (syt03) | 35.55 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 14395. | (ypnhopak) | 35.55 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 14396. | (raaz_giri) | 35.54 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14397. | (mujahid69) | 35.53 | 95% | 2023-02-20 |
| 14398. | (wajoustic) | 35.53 | 94.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| 14399. | (squishycows) | 35.53 | 73% | 2016-01-22 |
| 14400. | Amit (amitc8090) | 35.53 | 90% | 2013-08-23 |
| 14401. | (amitsaharana) | 35.53 | 95% | 2011-08-27 |
| 14402. | (red_ghost) | 35.52 | 95.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 14403. | (nysopheaktra) | 35.52 | 94% | 2020-05-23 |
| 14404. | (timothyaveni_plover) | 35.52 | 89% | 2018-05-21 |
| 14405. | (alfatah) | 35.51 | 94% | 2012-02-25 |
| 14406. | (urmomisnerd) | 35.51 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14407. | (ccherry) | 35.49 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 14408. | (vivianpham15) | 35.49 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 14409. | (biskslo) | 35.49 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 14410. | (rhino51) | 35.49 | 90% | 2012-11-02 |
| 14411. | (longlivekrhoakz) | 35.48 | 90% | 2016-07-16 |
| 14412. | Mo (moay10) | 35.48 | 93% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14413. | Dhruv (codenta) | 35.47 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
| 14414. | (petriux) | 35.47 | 91% | 2015-09-06 |
| 14415. | (jontew) | 35.47 | 90% | 2018-11-13 |
| 14416. | (ashmatt) | 35.47 | 82% | 2014-03-06 |
| 14417. | (ram_raghuwanshi) | 35.47 | 92% | 2012-07-08 |
| 14418. | ruattei (ehemz) | 35.47 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 14419. | (diaquoise) | 35.46 | 95.4% | 2023-06-25 |
| 14420. | (kaluram) | 35.46 | 91% | 2016-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |